Carols for the Psychologically Challenged

It's been so long... However, the holidays are coming quickly and I just read this, thought it was funny (and somewhat insensitive) so thought I'd share:


Carols for the Psychologically Challenged


Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear, the Voices, the Voices?

Amnesia — I Don’t Remember If I’ll be Home for Christmas

Narcissistic Personality Disorder — Hark the Herald Angels Sing About
Me

Bipolar Disorder (Manic Episode) — Deck The Halls And Walls And House
And Lawn And Streets And Stores And Office And Town And Cars And Buses
And Trucks And Trees And Fire Hydrants And…….

Multiple Personality Disorder — We Three Queens Disoriented Are

Paranoid — Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Us

Borderline Personality Disorder — You Better Watch Out, You Better not
Shout, I’m Gonna Cry, and I’ll not Tell You Why

Antisocial Personality Disorder — Thoughts of Roasting You On an Open
Fire

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder — Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

Agoraphobia — I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn’t Leave My
House

Alzheimer’s Disease/Senile Dementia — Walking In a Winter Wonderland
Miles from My House in My Slippers and Robe

Oppositional Defiant Disorder — I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I
Burned Down the House

Social Anxiety Disorder — Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While
I Sit Here and Hyperventilate

Attention Deficit Disorder — We Wish You……Hey Look!! It’s Snowing!